Miu Miu Spring Footwear

I've been browsing through various websites for the past hour or so and sadly had to come across these monstrosities from Miu Miu. Um, yes, please, I would like to have a flower bush growing from the front of my shoes!!! I mean, both shoes would have been pretty horrendous without the flowers but I guess Miuccia wanted to make extra sure everyone knew this was part of her spring collection. I would love to see someone actually buy these shoes and attempt to pull them off. Okay, I'm going to go back to laughing my ass off...you can too :)