I saw the most amazing pair of blue Versace pumps on display yesterday at SCP. It took a lot of will-power to walk away from them. I was looking for them online just now and realized, I hardly ever check out Versace handbags. A few seconds later, I realize why. They're all fugly. Like "OMG, thats really ugly" fugly.
I'm pretty sure you can find something similar at your local dollar store for about $2500 less.