Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Makeup

I love Christina but I feel like I should pan a few things out with her makeup artist! I mean the red lips are her signature so we'll ignore that but I can't stand this two-toned skin color thing!! Girls...layering on half a bottle of foundation will not help you "cover up" anything. It'll do the opposite. It'll make it blatantly obvious that you spent 20 minutes painting your face in hopes that others will think you have nice skin!! And if you really feel its necessary to use that much makeup then at least get the correct color! Or at the very least, blend into your neck so that it doesn't look like you were born two-toned. I must admit, when I was in high school, I also thought applying foundation was the way to go. Then I took a look one day in the mirror and realized...all I really need is some concealer for the areas under my eyes. I suggest all you clown makeup people do the same...take a minute to look at yourselves in the mirror and analyze if 10 layers of foundation all over your face is really necessary!! Chances are, its not. And heres some real motiviation...you're not fooling anyone! Anyone with eyes will know that you're wearing loads of makeup! So Christina...love the mommy boobs, your voice, your sass, but please...LAY OFF THE FOUNDATION!

3 comments:

Debbie said...

or she just needs to pick the right color...or blend two colors if she can't get the right one...and her boobs are fake, btw...

Irene said...

i'm sick of the whole christina channeling Marilyn monroe-esque looks. i'm so over it. same goes for gwen stefani and scarlet johanson too!!

Irene said...

oh yeah.... arent xtina's boobs fake. her boobs blew up when she got all DIRRRRTAY... haha

def implants...