Thursday, February 28, 2008
God Awful Hideous
MARIAH!! Why?!? You know, you're my all-time favorite singer (I almost named Libby after you...) but even my love for all your songs cannot erase the simple fact that those shoes are just W-R-O-N-G!!!!! Love you new song, love your new body, promise to buy your new album BUT please...HIRE ME AS YOUR STYLIST!! I promise to take good care of your huge ass closet :D Okay fine, you dont have to hire me but at least go home and burn those damn things. I mean, yes, wedges are in, but that color and the design with that outfit??? Really?? You can do much better...if you can recover from a public breakdown, you sure as hell can recover from those shoes. I have faith in you! Okay, go and make me proud now!